Be Real.

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

(via dulect)

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

(Source: snipsons, via literallyrad)

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

(via loserslol)

guy:

guy:

carpenter side of tumblr can u explain morning wood

image

thank u 4 hte smart

(via orgasm)

disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

(Source: disneysdaily, via stability)

meretriciousfaggot:

*trips over low self esteem*

(via imagining-is-key)